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fenrir-san:

Johniarty XI

It is complete.

your-fave-being-cannibalistic:

I’m going to drop everything and commit my life to TMJ research cause this is fucking bullshit it still hurts and I hate the fact there are other people out there dealing with this pain and possibly worse. 

sometime in the future
old me:
ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
grandchildren:
grandma that never happened.
old me:
it was a long war.
grandchildren:
grandma please stop we've talked about this.
old me:
the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
grandchildren:
grandma
old Me:
and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
grandchildren:
gRANDMA PLEASE
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

gaycorporal:

drag for cuteness!!

mothernatureisamisogynist:

Finally, a list that 5% of Tumblr are satisfied with.

just-call-me-mrs-hiddles:

nerdesque:

You ever have an orgasm so good you almost cry after? You choke on a sob when it hits and your body spasms with little shocks. Your muscles lock up and you black out with the force of it. Jesus christ. You lose it and you come to and you want to cry with how good it felt.

Pencil me in for one of those.

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